mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

(via fake-mermaid)

do you follow Denny's on tumblr?

dennys:

tacobell:

They wish.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

glowing-fallen-angel:

homophobic:

sonically-gallifreyan:

im-an-assbutt:

Guys guys holy shit one day when we are all old and start to die on the news there’s going to be ‘last remaining person alive from the 1900’s has died’ BECAUSE ONE OF US IS GOING TO BE THE LAST PERSON ALIVE FROM WHEN THE YEARS BEGAN WITH A ‘1’ AND ITS PROBABLY GONNA BE A BIG THING THIS FEELS WEIRD

Ohmygod

obviously youre lookin for a competition and im winning

let the hunger games begin

(via ulittlefrickers)

wealthyhugepenis:

my favourite part of the bible is when Jesus said that 1 like = 1 Prayer

(via ulittlefrickers)

lmaoalien:

sorry mom i cant babysit i have a photo shoot todayimage

(via shiny-lugia)

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

(via joshpeck)

officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

(via ulittlefrickers)

stopitmuke:

fun fact: you have more of a chance of marrying your favourite band member than you do of winning the lottery and if that didn’t brighten up your day then what will

(Source: kayfranco, via ulittlefrickers)

Me: But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.
My brain: Okay, but consider this: more books.

blindbeards0llux:

no mom im not a “shrek fan” im a brogre

(via euanispotatoed)

kingsleyyy:

i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture

(via spoken-not-written)

reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

image

(Source: greatjaggi, via humorking)