Guys guys holy shit one day when we are all old and start to die on the news there’s going to be ‘last remaining person alive from the 1900’s has died’ BECAUSE ONE OF US IS GOING TO BE THE LAST PERSON ALIVE FROM WHEN THE YEARS BEGAN WITH A ‘1’ AND ITS PROBABLY GONNA BE A BIG THING THIS FEELS WEIRD
obviously youre lookin for a competition and im winning
let the hunger games begin
my favourite part of the bible is when Jesus said that 1 like = 1 Prayer
last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.
I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms. what does cnn stand for? literally no one knows the answer
cable news network
could be. literally no one knows
fun fact: you have more of a chance of marrying your favourite band member than you do of winning the lottery and if that didn’t brighten up your day then what will
i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture
why cant your nose be 12 inches long?
because then it’ll be a foot